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[ghoulaid]

Who: Fun Ghoul & Richie Tozier
What: YELLING WORDS AT KIDS. KIDS PROBABLY YELLING WORDS BACK.
Where: Within city limits.
When: Earlyish January. I am so good at this.
Warnings: Outrageous amounts of garbage language. Jesus take the entire automobile.

Poor Richie. He doesn't deserve to be stalked for a whole half a block, flanked, and then attacked.

Although attacked is a harsh description for what Ghoul ends up doing. The way he makes his presence known is by jumping directly in Richie's path with his arms outstretched and yelling, "Gotcha!", but how else is he supposed to approach the little bastard that's got his blaster? He's been looking for this shitty kid for, like, ever. Forever is a long time to go without any protection. He can't be blamed for being a little overzealous about it, right?

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[ghoulaid]

Zero sympathy. Zero. Look at that face. That's the face of a merciless killer.

Or the face of someone who's just sucked on a lemon, because is this kid joking? "Yeah, what if something comes up again? I gotta protect my ass, fuck you!" Ghoul's ass is valuable too, you know! "Did you even hit anything with it?"

[trashmouths]

"Yeah, like two things!" Richie's voice is raising, partially in panic and partially because Ghoul is yelling so he may as well match volume. "Can you at least teach me how to get one? It's my last line of defense, man."