Well, most recently the terrible destructive monster that lives under my skin took control for a couple of years and fucked off to an alien planet where he fought as a gladiator and did occasionally take on immortal opponents.

[He says, brain catching up a little, as he glances up from soaping his arm.]

But I'm from Pasadena. Are you from Earth? Human?

[Because that's weirder. Immortal humans.]