[Pfft.] Doesn't sound any more elderly and weird than any of the other alternate pantheon-worshiping types here. But that does sound like a mouthful, yes.

[Maybe she'd be better off just saying "gods". It makes no difference to her either way. She was never the religious one, unlike her brother, which happens when you spent your whole life living separately.]

And if you ever need a place to sit, could always do with the extra weight on my back for push-ups.

[This is starting to get ridiculous.]