Sorry you're jel that I met like, the god of all gods. And also Merle's kids. Both are at the same level of existence, which is like full cryptid.
[God, it feels so good to be next to her. He knows his last year here should ring closer than the 12 hours or so in Faerün, but he's just so damn happy she's okay. There's a future there, a future he wants to get back to. Besides, now he gets to retell the best parts, give her the taste of this greatness they'll get back to.]
Anyway, yeah, so like-- okay, it was incredible. So we show back up in Phandolin, or like, what once was, and you say you know how we're gonna wreck this thing, and that I have to change the, uh, the circle town to match another plane. Like in Lucas' lab, to uh, to restore our connection to other planes. So I know what I'm gonna do, but it's like, fuckin' huge right? So get this- Istus, the fate goddess lady, gave me this wicked bag a while back that would open when I needed it and it opened.
[He's unlinked his hand from hers just so he can gesture with it, but he's made sure to keep their elbows crossed around each other.]
And inside was this compact mirror that linked me to this kid in another reality entirely. And I figured it out. The bag spit out my fucking stagecoach and like, stay with me here, this goddamn kid taught me how to make a taco and it. Got. Insane.
[She better be leading him by now, because he is paying no attention to where he's going.]
There was red lightning everywhere and I was beating back the Hunger left and right and then I opened the big fuckin hole to like, the Astral Plane, natch, so I reach into my magic hat and pull out Krav and he like, let out that big ghost dude from the lab to go suckerpunch one of the Judges from that shit ass statue planet. Also we made out, it was rad.
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[God, it feels so good to be next to her. He knows his last year here should ring closer than the 12 hours or so in Faerün, but he's just so damn happy she's okay. There's a future there, a future he wants to get back to. Besides, now he gets to retell the best parts, give her the taste of this greatness they'll get back to.]
Anyway, yeah, so like-- okay, it was incredible. So we show back up in Phandolin, or like, what once was, and you say you know how we're gonna wreck this thing, and that I have to change the, uh, the circle town to match another plane. Like in Lucas' lab, to uh, to restore our connection to other planes. So I know what I'm gonna do, but it's like, fuckin' huge right? So get this- Istus, the fate goddess lady, gave me this wicked bag a while back that would open when I needed it and it opened.
[He's unlinked his hand from hers just so he can gesture with it, but he's made sure to keep their elbows crossed around each other.]
And inside was this compact mirror that linked me to this kid in another reality entirely. And I figured it out. The bag spit out my fucking stagecoach and like, stay with me here, this goddamn kid taught me how to make a taco and it. Got. Insane.
[She better be leading him by now, because he is paying no attention to where he's going.]
There was red lightning everywhere and I was beating back the Hunger left and right and then I opened the big fuckin hole to like, the Astral Plane, natch, so I reach into my magic hat and pull out Krav and he like, let out that big ghost dude from the lab to go suckerpunch one of the Judges from that shit ass statue planet. Also we made out, it was rad.