"Sister, I'm better in water than I am on land, and I'm pretty fuckin' good there, too."
Underneath that lanky, 80s asshole glamour of his, he's a big ol' murderpotato, and he grew up literally living in his mom's basement at the bottom of a lake. Water, he can handle. If the Null try to take him on in the ocean, he'll wreck their asses harder than those hippies wrecked Woodstock.
"And we ain't gonna need to run if the Null don't look here at all. We'd be just as up shit creek, anyway, if we tried runnin' off on either of the other planets. People'd freeze on the iceball and get eaten or some shit in the jungle."
He shrugs with his one good shoulder. "Transport's gonna fuckin' suck for a while, yeah, but people've been usin' boats since forever. Shit'll get sorted."
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Underneath that lanky, 80s asshole glamour of his, he's a big ol' murderpotato, and he grew up literally living in his mom's basement at the bottom of a lake. Water, he can handle. If the Null try to take him on in the ocean, he'll wreck their asses harder than those hippies wrecked Woodstock.
"And we ain't gonna need to run if the Null don't look here at all. We'd be just as up shit creek, anyway, if we tried runnin' off on either of the other planets. People'd freeze on the iceball and get eaten or some shit in the jungle."
He shrugs with his one good shoulder. "Transport's gonna fuckin' suck for a while, yeah, but people've been usin' boats since forever. Shit'll get sorted."