"My version only has humans. I mean, besides animals and stuff." And apparently ghosts? Or potentially just ghost singular. "And you know, I'm not sure if the level of suffering has actually increased or just, I don't know, stayed the same?"

Is he being cheeky? An attempt is being made, at least. Welcome to conversations with Michael.

"There's at least one version of Earth with elves and dragons and stuff, though. So I guess even out of all the lame Earths, some of us got the even lamer one. Maybe we should all learn magic and go home with it. Rule the world or something."

This part is more obviously a joke, even if it somewhat echoes Caedra's thoughts about mass destruction.