Shit, I didn't even know that. [ That first month was a damn whirlwind of information and being royally fucked with by the gods. But that's just the status quo now, he's learning. ]

And yeah, been here uh...close to two months, I guess. Gonna pass my 90 day probation period soon, can't wait for all the perks to kick in.

[ He thinks he's funny. ]