[Leo watches the pointy-eared...well, is it a man, or is there a different term for what he is? Plenty of people look human without actually being so, Leo included, and is that quip about a hundred years literal? He'll have to find a way to ask without it devolving into what usually ends up coming out as insults.]

A board. For the water. [He says this very flatly. Sounds fake but okay.] To each their own, I guess.

[Some people actually like the water for reasons that Leo will never be able to fathom.]

Pass. I have no intention of going anywhere near the water for as long as I can.