You would fuckin’ lie to me in a second if you thought it’d be funny enough.

[Don’t even try to deny it, Taako, you’re exactly the kind of asshole that would give him shitty advice if you’d get a good chuckle out of it.]

Why the fuck do you even have a spell for that? Who woke up one fuckin’ day and said ‘you know what I need in my fuckin’ life? Tentacle sex magic, there’s a fuckin’ underrepresented demographic’. What the fuck.