Event Log: Gifts from the Door, Monster Version

[hadrielmods]

Who: All characters participating in the event
What: The event log for the monster version of the Gifts from the Door event
Where: All over the city
When: October 12th-17th
Warnings: Like, so many monsters

No monsters arrived with the newbies - great! One less thing to worry about. Except it never quite works out that way, does it? Maybe the Door was just delayed a little, because on the 12th, a few monsters start appearing. And then more. And then more. Where's the off switch?! Oh right, no one knows.

Some of these monsters you might recognize, some your best friend from another world might be very familiar with. Some might be creatures you've never imagined. But don't worry, they all have one thing in common - they'd all be happy to tear you to itty bitty pieces. Or eat your liver. Or consume your soul. Or just scare the shit out of you, that's fun too.

So lock your doors and stay inside, and hope nothing breaks in through the windows. Alternately, now's a great time to get your hero on and go out and smack some monsters around. It's great exercise, and there's nothing better for stress relief! Just avoid those big scary fangs.

► This log covers October 12th-17th.
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Comments

[stupid_monkey]

[Goku's just fine with not analyzing his strategy anymore. It makes zero sense to him, and thinking about it too hard will just hurt his head.]

What's wrong with that?

[hot_mes]

I didn't say there was anything wrong. [but his tone totally implied it, yep] Just that I know too many people like that.

I can sense the population overload. You should have a lot of fun with this infestation.

[stupid_monkey]

[He's quite familiar with condescending tones, thank you.]

What do you mean sense?

There's none around here right now. At least, I can't smell any.

[hot_mes]

...you smell them.

[it's not a question but it's also not a snide remark for once. He's actually quite interested in that fact.]

I have the capability of sensing life. I don't sense anything unusual within our immediate range, so you're right. We've got a bit of a break.

[stupid_monkey]

Like Chi? You can sense life force? Can you do chi-blasts and stuff too?

[The monkey is getting excited. Run Law run.]

[hot_mes]

...I have no idea what you're talking about. Blasts? No. Haki is an inner sense.

[oh no why is this exciting, calm down]

[stupid_monkey]

Oh. [He deflates a little, but only a little.]

That's gotta be handy if people try to ambush you.

[hot_mes]

[well, he's not wrong]

Among other things, yeah.

Well. If the coast is clear, I need to get to the clinic. Other people are probably not nearly as good at fighting as you. [a pause, as he turns away] Have fun.