Event Log: Old Friends And New

[hadrielmods]

Who: Characters in Hadriel and all Fourth Wall attendees
What: Fourth Wall Event!
Where: All around the city
When: The Door malfunctions and brings folks from all different worlds into Hadriel. The more the merrier!
Warnings: None

The city is a little more... crowded than usual. Throughout the week, you may see a few more faces around, some familiar and some unfamiliar- you may even witness certain characters just popping in and out of existence as the Door flexes its uncertain power. Luckily, this seems to be the only effect of the Door's experimentation so far, but that's not to say that the worry ends here.

Some of you may find friends from home, others may find enemies, or just new allies or people you really don't get along with. Either way, it's time for a party as the gods scramble to put some sort of gathering together so that you can all take care of one another and the gods don't have to deal with another mass influx of people when they aren't ready for it. Aren't they nice?

So enjoy your music, your food, and the random assortments of items you may be able to find in the shops. The kindness won't last forever, but the gods are fairly certain that this explosion of new people is just temporary, so enjoy it while you can!

Due to the Door's meddling, some of the new people may enter the city already aware of their predicament. In order to cut down on some confusion, new visitors from the door may find that they're already aware of the conflict they're a part of, the city they're in, and have some vague idea of the gods they're surrounded by. They may even be aware that their stay here is temporary- still, there's no reason not to find shelter and food and a few allies to help you ease the way.

► This log covers October 22nd-30th.
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Comments

[weedbgon]

Pirates.

[ Merle blows a raspberry because he can. Fuck pirates. He's got wood limbs and eyepatches on lock and he hasn't fucked up a perfectly good orchard. Therefore pirates are garbage people. Why am I even here, I might as well turn this into a Lorax journal. ]

Take it up with the magic gachapon, ya baby. [ He definitely said that wrong and it wasn't on purpose. ] This is cooler, so just hang on! And maybe say like seven Hail Berrys while we're riding.

[ We're establishing Hail Berrys as a tenet of Panism in fiction. Merle nyooms right the fuck off with his trusty familiar... a full-grown elf man. ]

[pocketspa]

[If Merle was an animal he'd be the Lorax. He's Lorax-kin. It's canon now.

Anyway, Merle makes the thing go and Taako shrieks in laughter, grabbing a hand onto the thing and holding on tight. He could be a cat for the full aesthetic, but isn't this funnier? Taako thinks so.]

It's not cooler than dick, I'll tell you that. But whatever, even if you knock me off I can just be a bird or something.

[It's magic, who gives a shit. In the meantime, he points around to where the various locations of the city have moved with the split in this planet. Truthfully, he doesn't remember if Merle saw this place or not.]

So that's what used to be the orchard, horny house is down there... oh, Lup and I wrecked that island for our birthday this year. It fuckin' slapped. When'd you go home again? Actually, you won't remember, so.

[weedbgon]

[ What a showoff. With his magic powers. The Lorax and the Onceler's reincarnations set off on another wild, rowdy adventure. Merle will say the Hail Berrys for Taako later.

(He won't.) ]

Nah, yeah, I dunno. I tooled around with those jerk robots a little. Stood on some rocks once. It all kinda runs together after a while. [ Time? Fake. Stuff just happens and is happening all at once. Merle is also a stupid bastard man, which contributes more. ] You guys save me any cake?

[ This is........ so important. ]

[pocketspa]

[Taako looks at Merle like he's a doofus, but not for the reasons that one might think, i.e. that their birthday was months ago.]

Uh, no. You weren't there. Snooze you loose, my man. That's like, the ultimate betrayal. Lup? Lup was crushed. We swore off you forever.

[Why is he like this.]

Buuuuuuut if you find a real good gift maybe I can conveniently find a piece. Maybe.

[weedbgon]

[ BLACKMAIL. (Merle that's not blackmail, it's bargaining- BLACKMAIL)

This is his favorite elf wizard son, for a reason. Merle might have other elf wizard sons. It's hard to be sure. He's got like infinite boyfriends so anything is possible. But Taako is definitely the best among the elf wizard sons. ]

Oh, and I guess I'm not a good gift. No, no, that's okay! It's just your ol' pal Merle, giving you a lift home on his broom...!

[ He's just saying that to be a shitty weed dad. He means it about as much as he'll remember even saying it ten minutes from now.

Man, now he's gotta go through his inventory when they're on the ground. What if he stacks up a bunch of the Pan chic tracts. What if he just tries to live in a cabinet until he can sneak out like a gremlin and nab something good. ]

Sucks that I can't do any more sand sculptures.

[pocketspa]

[He better be the best, what is he, a chump. Come on. The friends who end up in like, at least four murderdungeons together stay together. Taako wants a medal.]

Merle, what about you would make you a good gift. You give me splinters just looking at you.

[Terrible. But Taako snickers because Merle's actually considering this and everything about that is beautiful.]

Why don't you find some like... I dunno, I could give you any suggestion but you're just gonna give me rocks. You're gonna give me rock gifts no matter what I say to you. Don't you have any cool magic? Can you like, soup up Dela Reese to fight my enemies or whatever? Like, come on.