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Curufin, son of Fëanor ([personal profile] so_dark_a_road) wrote in [community profile] hadriel_logs2018-10-27 01:38 am
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If you're skating on thin ICE, you might as well dance!

Who: Floki and Curufin
What: Viking/Elvish brotherhood reunion! Curufin finds popsicle Caedra and can't resist being humorous. Floki arrives and is shocked -- Caedra is his goddess!
Where: A North Island Beach
When: Backdated to 10/17
Warnings: Puns so horrible they will make your teeth hurt.


[ Curufin tucks his cellphone back in his pocket as soon as he finishes reading Yusuke Kitagawa's anonymous net post, grabs his gear and goes racing down to the rocky beach he recognized in the image Yusuke posted. He has encountered Caedra here while out walking, before today. It doesn't take long to find her. He stops and stares. She's iced over, all right. And it looks as though she was frozen while in the middle of a dance or a fight -- well, in a fight, of course! But her posture is strangely graceful, for all its frozen rigidity. He comes nearer, and then he speaks softly, wondering if she can hear him. He really hopes she can! ]

Why, this is not normal for you, Caedra! Usually you have company, but now you're alone and ice-olated.

[ He grins, he can't resist. She'll probably try to kill him for this later, but right now, she can't do anything but listen to his stupid jokes. Besides, there's an element of calculation in this. If she remembers his presence when she thaws out, she might just focus her rage on him instead of on people less capable of defending themselves. He can live with that. ]

You seem to be in dire straits. . . [ A joke she won't get. Long ago, the Finwean Elves crossed the Great Northern Sea by way of a dreadful frozen strait called the Helcaraxë, some of them by boat and some on foot, in order to come to Middle-earth. This awful journey is famous in their tales. ]

. . . . but maybe this is just the tip of the iceberg? [ Bright white smile. ]

[ And then he leans close, hand cupped to his ear, listening to an imaginary verbal response. ] What. . .? You're not in the market for a courtier who can't keep his puns to himself? -- there's a hiring freeze, you say? Oh well, if you're going to give me the cold shoulder again, I'll just be on my way!

[ But he doesn't leave. He shakes his head, still smiling a little. He's caught between that peculiar empathy that Elves have, and a smirky, told-you-so kind of satisfaction. She's his favorite enemy, after all! He sits down on a rock, sets an elbow on his knee and his chin in his hand, and contemplates the beauty of this amazing, inadvertent work of demonic art. ]
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[personal profile] boats_n_hoes 2018-10-30 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Floki had been on his way down to visit his Goddess, her being frozen was a huge insult! She was all-powerful, all beautiful and even if she was encased in a tomb of ice, she needed to be celebrated not mocked!

Had it been anyone else, they might have been faced with a much less impressed Viking. Axes were good at showing someone your heart, and yes he does mean by ripping your ribs open and not just the emotional context to the saying.

Still, this was his Elven brother, Floki was pleased to see him none the less. Heck, he and Ragnar had many a disagreement in their time and Floki would still take a sword in his stead.

As he neared Curufin, a bottle of fermented fruits and herbs that would hopefully become a sweet alcohol for his Goddess to drink when she thaws out, along with a bundle of dried mushrooms and the heart of a small bird he'd trapped, as an offering of course. ]


My brother! Beloved Curufin! Why do you sit there alone? Did you know I would be coming, hmm? Te-hee!

[ Chuckling that strange little hiccup of a laugh as he picked up his pace and brought himself closer to his friend. He'd ignore the quips and mocking jokes he'd heard on his way over to him. ]
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[personal profile] boats_n_hoes 2018-10-31 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Scurrying over, all bent crooked and angled like he did, honestly, it was a wonder he didn't get a bad back from such a strange posture, almost 7 foot and spends most of his time doubled over.

Placing the small tokens at the foot of the shore beside his frozen Goddess, Floki made a gesture with two fingers at his forehead before flickering them down his head and kissing them, uttering something Nordic under his tone before turning his attention back to Curufin. ]


I fare well, Curufin and hope the same for you?

[ Taking the large rock at his dear friend's side as a stool, sitting down but leaning over to great him properly with a rough slap on the back before pulling their foreheads together! ]

Te-hee! So I heard, so I heard- Though, it is not my place to meddle in the affairs of Gods. I would have fought at her side should she have asked me, though I feel she has other plans for me in the future, I can feel it deep in my bones brother!

[ It's safe to say Floki was in a jovial mood today at least. Even when seeing his popsicle of a Goddess. ]
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[personal profile] boats_n_hoes 2018-11-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The smile fell from his face as he heard his brother talk of losing his family. It was horrible, even in this world. Back home, Floki had lost a child but still had a wife waiting for him, so he knew the pain. ]

I would give anything to be with my beloved Helga again, though having you here, Curufin, has warmed my soul like the hearth of my home. You will be with your kin one day. To your son and bother! May Heimdallr watch over them and guild their paths back home!

[ Lifting the horn he had tied to the side of his belt and blowing through it loudly in a token means of honer. ]

She will be aster blood, and I won't blame her! I reserve myself for now but hear this my friends, if she calls on me to slay, then slay Floki will! Te-hee!