Normally I'd put a lot more effort into protesting, but like half of my body is going numb so I'm gonna just not argue and take you up on that offer.

[He's used to people staring at his weird, colorful outfit, so it's like not even a thing. And his aesthetic is Spiders and Clown Bullshit, naturally. Too bad he's covering it all up with grandpa sweaters right now.]

You are literally my hero right now, I seriously owe you one.