[He was cute so he earns an award for being cute, don't think about it too hard ya fuckin goobus. Especially with that smile! That face! You nerd! HOW DARE.]

Pfft, never. Since when has the door given us anything good? Wait, actually, one time it was shirts, and that didn't suck. Where does it get that stuff from anyway? Does it, like, just steal it from random worlds? Does someone wake up to find their shipment of tacky t-shirts has disappeared into the sky? Is this a real-ass lifehack? Suddenly I give a shit about this.

[He looks back at the ground with a frown.]

Ugh, I just wanted to go fishing, this sucks.