[none of this is strange at all i have no idea what you're talking about]

Cool cool. So meanwhile, there's these guys, the Avengers, right? And they're moving a bunch of stuff from their old HQ in the city to a new one, and on one of their planes is a ton of this alien tech. So this guy is like, "Hey, I'm stealing that" and I'm like "nope" and uh. Yeah. Plane, crash, we had a big fight. Things exploded, he almost exploded. Good times.

[Actually it had been terrifying as hell, but hey.]