Your loss. I'm gonna slam these little dead fish.

[And he sure does pop a can open and stick a sardine into his mouth

and then immediately spits it back out bLLEEHHH]

Ugh, dude. Okay, that was supposed to be a joke, but no! That was the worst decision I've ever made in my life. I regret everything! Now I got fish-mouth, this is horrible!