[Thanks to his super neato spider senses, Peter feels trouble coming before it's literally stampeding down the streets. Unfortunately, there's not really a whole lot that can be done by way of preparation for a sudden flash flood of mammoth critters even with a little forewarning, but he can at least give whoever's nearby a heads up.]
Hey, uh. So you know that old Disney movie, The Lion King? Remember that part where the wildebeests are all like, running down that baby lion and then the dad lion gets squashed? I promise I'm going somewhere with this. Basically, there's a lot of something bad coming from that way. Vague, I know, but you should probably get inside.
[He's just staring in the direction of the "something bad" intently. It probably looks kind of weird. That's just how Peter do.]
This is where the fights go:
[Now decked out in all his spider dude gear, it's time to do. Spider stuff.
Spidey's tactics generally lean more towards trying to wrangle as many critters as he can into less populated areas, which involves a lot of swinging around and blocking off paths wth strategically placed walls of web stretched between buildings. It's lookin' real Halloweeny up in here. He hasn't done much by way of mammoth murder, if only because he doesn't want to risk getting too close to those teeth, but he's made some of these creepy things pretty easy pickings for anyone who feels like shooting giant, hairy fish in a web barrel.]
[When he's not wrangling small groups, you bet your ass he's trying to ride one of these things into it's buddies. It's absolutely not working and the mammoth is just charging into a building trying to knock Peter off, but hey. It was worth a shot.]
Wow, I didn't think this through at all. Hey! Nobody do this, it doesn't work!
Goddammit Peter:
[Peter's over the top sense of responsibility is really good for some things, but probably not super great for other things. It drives him to do everything that he can to try to protect other people, but in doing so he's kind of been neglecting his own needs, such as taking friggen breaks before he overdoes it and gets himself hurt.
Three straight days of fighting is a little too much fighting, even for Spider-Man. Needless to say, dipstick over here is exhausted, and when you're exhausted, you make mistakes. Mistakes such as miscounting just how many mammoths you're dropping in on, and not reacting fast enough when your spider sense goes HEY DIPSHIT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU. The good news is he managed to avoid just getting his head chomped clean off, but the less good news is that this here mammoth has chomped into his shoulder, and all it's mammoth buddies are pissed off from all the webs Spidey shot at them and boy howdy is he ever in a pickle. Are you a bad enough dude to save the President Spider-Man?]
Peter Goddammit Parker | OTA
[Thanks to his super neato spider senses, Peter feels trouble coming before it's literally stampeding down the streets. Unfortunately, there's not really a whole lot that can be done by way of preparation for a sudden flash flood of mammoth critters even with a little forewarning, but he can at least give whoever's nearby a heads up.]
Hey, uh. So you know that old Disney movie, The Lion King? Remember that part where the wildebeests are all like, running down that baby lion and then the dad lion gets squashed? I promise I'm going somewhere with this. Basically, there's a lot of something bad coming from that way. Vague, I know, but you should probably get inside.
[He's just staring in the direction of the "something bad" intently. It probably looks kind of weird. That's just how Peter do.]
This is where the fights go:
[Now decked out in all his spider dude gear, it's time to do. Spider stuff.
Spidey's tactics generally lean more towards trying to wrangle as many critters as he can into less populated areas, which involves a lot of swinging around and blocking off paths wth strategically placed walls of web stretched between buildings. It's lookin' real Halloweeny up in here. He hasn't done much by way of mammoth murder, if only because he doesn't want to risk getting too close to those teeth, but he's made some of these creepy things pretty easy pickings for anyone who feels like shooting giant, hairy fish in a web barrel.]
[When he's not wrangling small groups, you bet your ass he's trying to ride one of these things into it's buddies. It's absolutely not working and the mammoth is just charging into a building trying to knock Peter off, but hey. It was worth a shot.]
Wow, I didn't think this through at all. Hey! Nobody do this, it doesn't work!
Goddammit Peter:
[Peter's over the top sense of responsibility is really good for some things, but probably not super great for other things. It drives him to do everything that he can to try to protect other people, but in doing so he's kind of been neglecting his own needs, such as taking friggen breaks before he overdoes it and gets himself hurt.
Three straight days of fighting is a little too much fighting, even for Spider-Man. Needless to say, dipstick over here is exhausted, and when you're exhausted, you make mistakes. Mistakes such as miscounting just how many mammoths you're dropping in on, and not reacting fast enough when your spider sense goes HEY DIPSHIT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU. The good news is he managed to avoid just getting his head chomped clean off, but the less good news is that this here mammoth has chomped into his shoulder, and all it's mammoth buddies are pissed off from all the webs Spidey shot at them and boy howdy is he ever in a pickle. Are you a bad enough dude to save the
PresidentSpider-Man?]