[What is a Spider-Man? A miserable little pile of onesies.
Don't you worry about that, the wound is pretty hard to miss. Several puncture wounds, lots of blood. Just oodles of blood, blood for days. He's gonna have to get this suit like, dry cleaned or something.]
This is about as still as I can hold right now, buckeroo. Buckeroo? God, I am the worst when I'm bleeding out.
[Please don't mind the stupid rambling, it keeps him from panicking.]
no subject
Don't you worry about that, the wound is pretty hard to miss. Several puncture wounds, lots of blood. Just oodles of blood, blood for days. He's gonna have to get this suit like, dry cleaned or something.]
This is about as still as I can hold right now, buckeroo. Buckeroo? God, I am the worst when I'm bleeding out.
[Please don't mind the stupid rambling, it keeps him from panicking.]