[If it tastes weird or if he gets radioactive spider powers it's not Peter's fault!!]

Oh, no, I'm good. I think I'm gonna pop over to the clinic and see if they have any... I don't know, super glue or something. I actually heal really fast? So this isn't a super big deal.

[It sure is hand shake time. Peter will go ahead and just pull his mask off for a minute to be polite. His whole secret identity thing hasn't mattered at all here so whatev.

He's also going to refrain from just blurting out "Oh like Dracula backwards that's cool". He's seen a lot of movies ok.]

Peter Parker, AKA Spider-Man.