I'm gonna stab the thing. You don't wanna stab the thing, I don't want you to have to stab the thing. I figure the zombies maybe didn't count? Since they were already dead. But like, if your whole organization has a strict no killing ever policy, then... I mean, I wanna help you uphold that.

[He's still standing there with his hand out but now he's just starting to feel all awkward about this whole thing nnnNNNGHHH]