OTA Clinic Mingle!

[pellameno]

Who: anyone!
What: fixing up anyone who needs medical attention, as well as first aid and/or healing lessons
Where: the clinic mostly, but potentially anywhere
When: from the STAMPEDE on, open until the next mingle for anyone to stop by
Warnings: possibly injuries

[ Stampeding wildlife seems like it's going to cause a few injuries, so why not a place to get patched up afterwards? The Clinic Mingle is here for all your needs and then some. Just want to come by and chat with your fellow staff, or a friend on staff? It works for that too. First aid or healing lessons? Hoping for a new supply kit? Got a headache you can't shake? Or did you just fall into the lake or hang out outside a bit too long and think you might have hypothermia? Come on in! Anyone just looking to help out is also very much welcome. ]

((For reference: the staff list is here at undersupplied.))

Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

[I INTEND TO]

Yeah, it's actually a lot more high tech than it looks.

[He flips the suit inside out, the fabric is lined with all kinds of little circuits and junk. Like why does spandex need to be high tech, come on Tony Stark.]

He'd programmed an artificial intelligence into it and everything, but that hasn't worked since I got here.

[toiletseat_girl]

[FINE. BE THAT WAY]

Really?

[and she's immediately intrigued by all of the circuits and technological doo-dads in the suit. it all looks like something out of a sci fi novel. way cool]

Of course it hasn't. 'Cause why would we have nice things here? I'm still fucking amazed it hasn't screwed with my discman.

[itsnotaonesie]

[:3c]

I'm mostly just annoyed that the heater doesn't work anymore. It wasn't a problem before we got to this planet, but wooo boy, is it ever a problem now.

[toiletseat_girl]

[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEEEAN?]

Oh. Damn, yeah, a heater would come in real handy around here. Fucking figures it putzed out. So you're basically out there in long pajamas, freezing your ass off?

[itsnotaonesie]

[it is a kitty face. Damn kids and their emojis

And Peter just looks like he just got the punchline to a really bad joke]

Y'know, when you word it like that, I kinda feel like a total dipstick. Yeah, that's basically exactly what I've been doing.

[toiletseat_girl]

[she's from 2003, okay, they didn't have kitty emojis way back when! unless you count =^_^=.

that's what she's here for!]

...aaaaaaand, you didn't check the shops for thermal underwear because...?

[itsnotaonesie]

[oh my god i remember those oh my god has it really been this long]

Okay, now that, I figured other people needed stuff like that more than I do.

[toiletseat_girl]

[THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS AND NEVER FORGIVES]

Okey-dokey. After we're through here, we're taking a nice, leisurely tour through the shops, searching for thermal underwear. 'Cause you need it just as much as anybody else does.

[itsnotaonesie]

[boy howdy is that ever true]

Now, is that a weird thing to do with your housemates, oooor not?

[toiletseat_girl]

[the internet points and laughs in everyone's general direction]

Weird. Totally weird. But if we own the weird, it won't be as weird.

[itsnotaonesie]

[the internet is kind of a dick that way]

That sounds fair to me. I'm sure there's weirder stuff to go shopping with your roommates for. Seriously though, I can totally just go do that myself.

[Except that if he finds any long underwear on his own he would actually just drop it off on someone else's doorstep because he's too nice and wants to look out for everyone else.]

[toiletseat_girl]

[YOU KNOW WHAT PORN SITES YOU VISITED ON 05/04/2017? NO? THE INTERNET KNOWS. AND IS JUDGING YOU FOR IT]

Yeah, like, I dunno. Erectile dysfunction pills. Fuck, the thought of Bob Dole talking about his erectile dysfunction was enough to put me off of sex with guys for years.

[nuuuuuu, be selfish and take the damn long underwear!]

[itsnotaonesie]

[GASP ALL MY INTERNET SECRETS D:]

Gross. And weird. And gross. Cool, well, we won't be looking for that, so I think we're good.

[Fine fine he'll keep it JEEZZZZ]

[toiletseat_girl]

[YOU HAVE NO INTERNET SECRETS. THE USA PATRIOT ACT MEANS THEY KNOW EVERYTHING]

God, you should've seen the commercials, they were so fucking awkward. And I'm glad we have no need of that.

[good. KEEP IT. okay?]

[itsnotaonesie]

[TIME TO BURN MY COMPUTER]

Y'know, I really don't feel like I missed out. I could probably go the rest of my life without seeing those, and I'm perfectly satisfied with that.

[FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE]

[toiletseat_girl]

[IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE. THE FEDS KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO]

God, I wish I could say that. Those fucking commercials are burned into my brain. Whenever I hear the words "erectile dysfunction" I hear it in Bob Dole's voice.

Though, speaking of cringey politicians, who's president in your world?

[GOOD]

[itsnotaonesie]

[ALAS!!]

This is the worst conversation I think I've ever had.

[And he pauses, rubs at his chin a little,]

Y'know, I think some things are better left a mystery.

[which translates to "Google isn't nearly helpful enough vis-à-vis MCU's current president SOOOOO"]

[toiletseat_girl]

[MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH]

C'mon. It can't be the worst. What's a little cringey awkwardness between friends?

[she gives him A Look]

...fine. Be that way. Well, whoever it is, he can't be worse than Dubya. Nobody can be worse than Dubya.

[oh, you sweet summer child]

[itsnotaonesie]

Okay, I guess it's not as bad as the time my buddy Ned asked me if I lay eggs now.

And just. Never challenge "worse". Just don't go there.

[oooh you sweet summer child indeed]

[toiletseat_girl]

[she just cracks. up]

Oh my god, no, I am never gonna ask you if you lay eggs. What sort of question is that? Jesus fucking Christ.

[still cackling]

That bad, huh?

[to be fair, nobody could've predicted the current clusterfuck. nobody]

[itsnotaonesie]

The exact sort of question that he would ask me, is what that is. The answer is no, by the way. Just in case you ever actually did start wondering.

[God, he misses that goofball.]

It's. Something, that's for sure.

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay, I have got to meet this him. Introductions need to be made, no matter how awkward. And I didn't figure you would, the house has been nice and clean.

[and George misses Betty. ask her on a good day and she might tell him about her]

You do realize that I'm gonna be running nightmare scenarios about who it might be, right?

[itsnotaonesie]

I think you and Ned would get along really well. I mean, if you like me, you'll definitely like him.

[Hell yes friend stories!!!!]

Ah, don't worry. The world hasn't imploded or anything.

[toiletseat_girl]

He's your buddy from back home? If he's a friend of yours, he's gotta be cool. [a pause] Would you want him to come here?

[whoo-hoo, friend stories!]

Well, that's a plus. Can't be president if there's nothing to be president of.

[itsnotaonesie]

Uh, yes and no? Yes because I miss him, but no because of literally everything else about this place. Ultimately it's out of our hands, though, so...

[Shrug??? Just shrug. Hadriel gonna do what Hadriel gonna do.]