[closed] and since we've one place to go

[nonscriptum]

Who: Nathan Drake, Elena Fisher, Agent Washington, Agent Maine, Kyna Midha, Staci Pratt, Poe Dameron, Taako Taaco, Lup Taaco, Peter Parker
What: Nate leads a polar expedition out to the mountains.
Where: Out on the tundra; at an undisclosed excavation site in the foothills.
When: February 1-14
Warnings: PG-13+ for swearing, descriptions of dead bodies/science torture. :(




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WELCOME TO SNOW HELL

the journey | the door | the bunker | the lab

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

[He very much did not agree to it.]

Feel free, I'm just warning you that it's not a great idea.

[He looks down at the packets of MRE's.]

Trust me, I'm not thrilled about eating these things either, but better than the alternative.

[evocation]

Has anyone ever told you you have a sunny disposition?

[She says, shit eating grin firmly in place.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Yeah yeah I know. I'm the king of pessimism.

I'm.. working on it.

[evocation]

It's okay. I'll remind you when you're being a downer. Wash does that sometimes, too.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You'll have to fight Adam and Tinya and Peter for the privilege of being the first one to assault me with cheer up kitten posters when I get too bad.

[it take a village to cheer up just one Pratt.]

Which one is Wash again? The huge one or the one who brought the other MREs?

[He only knows about three people on this trip.]

[evocation]

The cute one. [Not helpful.] In the gray and yellow armor.

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Oh gosh yes, of course. The cute one. How could he miss that.]

Grey and yellow? Oh right.

He's not complaining nearly as much about these things.

[evocation]

Yeah, he lives on these things back home. Actually, these might be better than what he gets.

[She actually doesn't know, but Wash's world sucks, so it's possible.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

If he's from the future I hope his are better and taste more like actual food and less like the Top Ramen equivalent of Denny's.

[evocation]

I mean... I think that's a polite description. They're shitty.

[theweakhavepurpose]

They are. No one likes eating this shit. I suspect they're this bad because the government spends all its money on nukes and none on making sure the troops aren't entirely miserable.

I wanna at least pretend that gets better.