[closed] and since we've one place to go

[nonscriptum]

Who: Nathan Drake, Elena Fisher, Agent Washington, Agent Maine, Kyna Midha, Staci Pratt, Poe Dameron, Taako Taaco, Lup Taaco, Peter Parker
What: Nate leads a polar expedition out to the mountains.
Where: Out on the tundra; at an undisclosed excavation site in the foothills.
When: February 1-14
Warnings: PG-13+ for swearing, descriptions of dead bodies/science torture. :(




[source]

WELCOME TO SNOW HELL

the journey | the door | the bunker | the lab

Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

...So how much juice do you think we gotta give that guy to get him to do that again? Because I would do unspeakable things for a good cheeseburger right now. Legal things, but still unspeakable.

[hardwearing]

Probably a ridiculous amount, we'd just gotten through with expeditions out across a planet to old temples, gathering remnants of Hope's energy. It took months.

[itsnotaonesie]

Uuuuuugh, fine. We'll just have to figure out how to make burgers out of the mammoths.

[PETER stop talking about actually good food while you're eating out of a bag you're just making yourself sad for burgers]

[hardwearing]

They make decent steak when they're fresh, actually.

[ The things you learn when you kill a bunch of stampeding beasts and do a questionable job of butchering them yourself... well, it worked out in the end! ]

You have your heart set on a burger?

[itsnotaonesie]

[AUGH GOD HE WANTS STEAK TOO EVERYTHING SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW]

Right now, yeah. I totally do. I got myself all talked up on burgers, why would I do this to myself?

[hardwearing]

I think everyone's a little bit of a masochist like that. It's like playing anywhere but here, but with food.

[itsnotaonesie]

We're our own worst enemies out here, man. Every time I think of how I'll probably never have real New York style pizza again, I think my soul dies a little.

[hardwearing]

Don't think like that, Peter. You're gonna get home eventually.

[itsnotaonesie]

I see what you're trying to do, and I appreciate it? But I'm just being realistic. Going home might not be in the cards for some people.

[hardwearing]

[ Oh no. Not you, too, kid. Wash looks horrified for a moment, both at himself and the implication that Peter could be dead, then quickly: ]

...then we'll send you somewhere else. Go home with Kyna, she's from New York.

[itsnotaonesie]

[Peter isn't going to confirm or deny that right now, but that look on Wash's face doesn't go unnoticed. Sorry bro.]

Yeah, I'll figure all that out when I get to it.

[hardwearing]

Okay...

[ He feels like he should apologize for getting them started down this line of conversation, but. ]

Sorry, Peter. I'll get you a burger when we get back.

[itsnotaonesie]

[NAH don't be sorry, Peter's gotta work this kinda thing out for himself sooner or later.

But first,]

Wait. Where're you gettin' burgers from?

[That's what's important rly.]

[hardwearing]

Like I said, it might be made of mammoth but hopefully it'll taste okay.

[itsnotaonesie]

I was about to say, if someone's hoarding space cows I'm gonna be annoyed. I'm sure we can figure out how to dress mammoth up to make it good.