[closed] and since we've one place to go

[nonscriptum]

Who: Nathan Drake, Elena Fisher, Agent Washington, Agent Maine, Kyna Midha, Staci Pratt, Poe Dameron, Taako Taaco, Lup Taaco, Peter Parker
What: Nate leads a polar expedition out to the mountains.
Where: Out on the tundra; at an undisclosed excavation site in the foothills.
When: February 1-14
Warnings: PG-13+ for swearing, descriptions of dead bodies/science torture. :(




[source]

WELCOME TO SNOW HELL

the journey | the door | the bunker | the lab

Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

[Peter is hiding his face IN SHAME. NO WHY DIDN'T YOU DO HIM A SOLID AND IGNORE HIS PHRASING, PRAAAATT!?]

I'm in Hell. I'm dead and I'm in Hell.

[He'll get over it. He stops covering his face with his hands tries to pretend to be cool. It fails but that's Peter for you.]

Yeah, that's weird and creepy and I'm not gonna do that. I guess I could just ask them about it, but that's not gonna give me all the little technical details. Not unless they can just like, recite all that stuff off the top of their heads.

[theweakhavepurpose]

At least it's just me and not the whole camp?

[He's still kind of chuckling because that is priceless.]

I doubt it. I think it's military issue for them, it probably doesn't come with a manual. Are you starting another project? Don't start another project. You're already building like eight things and that's only stuff you've told me. I'm sure there's thirty others you haven't mentioned.

[itsnotaonesie]

[HHHHNNGHHHNNNNN

I mean Pratt isn't wrong, Peter's turned into a little workaholic over the past couple of months. That's probably not good for him?? But it's fiiiiiiiiiiiine.]

Yeah, yeah, good point. I've got a few things to finish up first. Then I'm gonna get one of them to let me look at their suit.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Give you some time to figure out how to word it so you're not asking them to strip for you.

[itsnotaonesie]

[OOOOH the eye rolling]

That-- yes, that's also a very good point. Thanks for that. Gonna just, reword that one real good before I trot it out.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm a helper. You're welcome.

[itsnotaonesie]

What ever would I do without you?

...Say really dumb things out loud to more people, probably.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Think of me as your training ground, you can say dumb shit to me without repercussions.

[itsnotaonesie]

You know what, I think that sounds like a great idea. Make sure you tell me when something sounds horrible so that I never repeat it again.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Only took six months and nearly freezing to death for me to find my purpose here.

Though I will say, I'm not sure if there's a good way to ask for someone's clothes while they're wearing them. So you have your work cut out for you.

[itsnotaonesie]

Okay, one, it's armor. I don't want them to take their pants off or anything weird like that. Two, I'll just wait until I can catch one of them without their armor, it's not that big a deal. Right?

[theweakhavepurpose]

I guess.

[He dumps his mammoth skin on the edge of the camp, resisting the bloody shoulder pat he almost gives him. You're welcome.]

Good luck with that. Take pics if you end up with a black eye.

[itsnotaonesie]

[yeah thanks for not slapping a blood hand on Peter's shoulder grooooooooooooooooooss]

Honestly, I probably would.

[SIGH. He knows himself so well. Though he'd probably make up a better story to go with the picture than "I asked a giant muscle man to strip for me".]

[theweakhavepurpose]

I don't doubt your selfie game. It'll probably be weirdly endearing.

[Only Peter could make a black eye look good.]

[itsnotaonesie]

Y'know, that's not the first time I've been described that way. Not sure if that's a good thing, but I'll take it.

[only because he's be grinning and giving a thumbs up at the same time]

[theweakhavepurpose]

It could be worse right?

[Of course it could always be worse. ]

[itsnotaonesie]

I guess in a case like this, there's no harm in challenging worse. But yeah, it could be.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Good luck with that. I'm gonna go make us a rug.

[He will politely go scrape sinew and muscle off this skin slightly away from the camp so no one has to see. ]

[itsnotaonesie]

[Peter just gives him a double thumbs up and tries to stay as far away from the gross shit as he can, GOOD LUCK PRATT]