[closed] and since we've one place to go

[nonscriptum]

Who: Nathan Drake, Elena Fisher, Agent Washington, Agent Maine, Kyna Midha, Staci Pratt, Poe Dameron, Taako Taaco, Lup Taaco, Peter Parker
What: Nate leads a polar expedition out to the mountains.
Where: Out on the tundra; at an undisclosed excavation site in the foothills.
When: February 1-14
Warnings: PG-13+ for swearing, descriptions of dead bodies/science torture. :(




[source]

WELCOME TO SNOW HELL

the journey | the door | the bunker | the lab

Comments

[pocketspa]

[you're damn right he has]

Mmmm, sounds like it.

[He just gives Peter a sly little smile and a shrug, like he's fucking Willy Wonka and this entire trip has been his tube of technicolor hell.]

But nobody asked, so.

[itsnotaonesie]

Hey, if I knew that food wizards even existed, I would have been all over that! Are you kidding me right now.

[The nerve of this elf asshole holy shit!!!!!!]

[pocketspa]

[He's the worst man in existence. It's why he's Nathan Drake's bestie.]

Look, you wanna be mad at someone be mad at Natey-boy. He's the one who invited me on this whole thing and like, he's learning magic from me, so he to-tally knew all of this. Isn't it like, expedition leader's point to get all the info everywhere or somethin'? Just saying

[itsnotaonesie]

You know what. At this point, I just blame everyone but me.

[How dare literally all of you!]

[pocketspa]

[He just giggles.]

Weeeeell, happy to be of service. Keep buttering me up and I'll keep your growing boy bod fed.

[Taako reaches forward and pokes at his tummy, for no other reason than it's fun and he's a menace.]

I mean, don't make me use all my slots on this or I won't also be able to blast the shit out of monsters, but y'know, tradeoffs.

[itsnotaonesie]

[Peter arches an eyebrow, but just lets Taako poke him. His tummy is more solid muscle than it is Pillsbury Dough Boy so I can't say how satisfying poking it will be?? But hey man whatever makes you happy.]

You know what, you keep my growing boy bod well fed and I'll fist fight all the monsters for you.

[That's a fair trade, right?]

[pocketspa]

[He actually isn't expecting it not to be squishy, so he giggles when it happens and Peter speaks, still grinning.]

Awww, strong boy, huh? Makes my life easier. You wanna run out there and get bitten, makes my life easier. 'Mm not a healer though so keep that shit in mind. Just come runnin' when you find something too big to kill and I'll disintegrate it for ya.

[He winks like it's a joke, when it decidedly isn't.]