( log six | clinic catchall | open | are you really harmful for me? )

[dedikated]

Who: Clinic staff + anyone who wants to drop by!
What: Monthy catchall for clinic visits and shenanigans
Where: Take a wild guess
When: All through July
Warnings: Injuries, probably. Card games. Terrible people pretending to be not terrible people.


[[ take it to the comments, baby! NOTE: clinic info and plotting posts can be found at undersupplied if you want to check it out. ]]

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[unknowable]

We have no form of currency or monetary system, so we don't really need shopkeepers. I'm not sure the gods understand what those things are.

[Maybe they never had commerce here? Adam has no idea. He doesn't really mind the absence of money, though.]

I've heard that you can ask them for something specific. They might ask you to do something in exchange, though. What are you looking for?

[pullback]

[ To Victor's credit, he does look a bit embarrassed when he says this (because he KNOWS it's such a stupid request). ]

I...well, I am looking for more shirts with long sleeves. Preferably with buttons.

[ Look at this man, Adam. Not only is he 1890s, but Victor gives off an air of 'wow I really need to get laid.' ]

[unknowable]

[Seriously, what a nerd. But hey, it's ok, Adam is best friends with the kind of nerd who wears pastel polo shirts and khaki shorts, he doesn't think Victor's doing so bad.]

If you search through the shops long enough, you might find something. If you're really lucky, it might even fit. But I heard there are some people here running a sewing shop, so maybe they could make something for you.

[Or you could get better fashion sense?]

T-shirts aren't too bad, though. I'm sure you'd get used to them.

[pullback]

[ He is KING of the nerds, tyvm. ]

I've got too much to get used to in this place already. [ like "video screens" and "disposable gloves" ] I'd like to have at least one piece of familiarity.

[unknowable]

[There are a lot of nerd in Hadriel to fight for that title from. Nerd war?]

That makes sense. Well, I'll keep an eye out when I'm in the shops, if you'd like. I already look for things for my friends sometimes.

[pullback]

[ nerd fight, nerd fight, nerd fight. ]

You really don't have to do that. [ because then Victor'll feel like he needs to do something for Adam and he doesn't know WHAT he'd do. ]

[unknowable]

[Time to form a Mathletes league and find Hadriel's biggest nerd.]

I don't mind. I don't know a lot of people who are looking for exactly those kinds of shirts, so they're bound to be floating around somewhere. And anyway, you'll be helping out here, right?

[pullback]

I will, [ said with 100% sincerity. ] After all, the clinic is best suited for my skills.

[ and his...lack of skills in certain areas, did you know Victor can't punch? ]

Besides, I honestly wonder how many people here have proper medical training? Most of what I've seen involved some sort of healing powers.

[unknowable]

[No worries, bro, Adam is not exactly a punching expert.]

Ah... well, you might be the only one. Dr. Banner isn't a medical doctor, Hakkai uses magic, and I only know basic first aid.

[Which is probably obvious, since he's an eighteen-year-old kid.]

I don't know about the others, but you're the first actual doctor I've met here.

[pullback]

[ And he just...kind of pauses at that. Because what. That's not reassuring in the slightest. ]

Well, it seems the obvious solution to this is to teach you more advanced procedures. That is, if you want to, of course.

[ Victor's still in his twenties, things like "age" doesn't really matter to him. ]

[unknowable]

[Back home, that would require actual training, tests, years of studying. Adam's pretty sure, anyway. Here, apparently it's totally okay for Victor Frankenstein to just say he should learn. And possibly the most upsetting thing is that Adam is considering it.]

It would help a lot to know that sort of thing, but I don't know if we really have the facilities or supplies necessary. And - well, I imagine it's a lot different than bandaging wounds or fixing cars.

[Both things he's pretty good at, and a far cry from anything advanced.]

[pullback]

Considering I honestly don't know how cars work, it might not be as different as you think.

[ Victor Frankenstein, remember? Hella 1800s. What's a car, he doesn't know. ]

[unknowable]

I think there's considerably less blood. Also, usually no one's life is on the line.

[But when you get right down to it, it is just putting pieces of things back together, at a basic level. Adam's not sure he buys that, but it's somewhat convincing.]

I guess I'm up for trying anything. Who knows when you might leave - the more people who know how to do something, the better.

[pullback]

Especially since this place is crawling with monsters, [ Victor adds, with a small little sigh. ] I doubt you'll be doing full surgery any time soon, but the ability to stitch up smaller wounds would certainly help.

[unknowable]

I've done that before, but only on a shallow wound. Also, I had no idea what I was doing.

[It worked out?? Sort of. No one died, the bleeding stopped, Adam mostly didn't freak out.]

I'd like to learn more.

[pullback]

In that case, simply name your time and we can start lessons whenever you want.

[unknowable]

I'm here a few hours a day, just helping out when I can. Maybe when we aren't busy you could show me a few things?

[pullback]

[ Victor can't help but smile slightly, nodding at Adam. ] Of course. That's the least I can do, after all.

[unknowable]

Thanks, I'd really appreciate it. [He smiles in return - though he's not entirely sure what he's getting himself into.]