Event Log: Dead Men Walking

[hadrielmods]

Who: Everyone participating in the event!
What: The event log for the Dead Men Walking event!
Where: All around the city
When: September 14th-September 20th
Warnings: Zombies. Walkers. The Infected. Zeds. The undead. Risen.

Everything seems more or less normal in Hadriel on the 14th - at least at first. But wait, who's that over there? Why are they walking so weird? Are they feeling okay? Wow, did they just try to bite you? Oh shit, you might've seen a movie like this before. That was definitely a zombie.

But hey, it's no big deal. A few zombies here and there are pretty easy to avoid, especially when you can outrun them without too much trouble. They're only really dangerous if they're fast or if there are a lot of them, and they sure aren't fast! Only - well, before long, there are a lot of them. You can hardly go outside without running into one, and mobs form quickly. Went out for supplies? Let's hope they didn't follow you - you might get stuck in that shop, mobile corpses pounding on the door. Oh, and don't stand too close to the windows of your house. They'll be more than happy to smash the glass trying to get you.

Don't worry, though! A hard blow to the head will take these zombies out, and you'll be sitting pretty, as long as none of them bite you. None of them bit you... right? Wow, what a relief. We're all glad you're not concealing a life-threatening zombie bite from your friends! Who would do that, anyway? Now if you can manage that until the 20th, you'll be safe and sound as the zombies shamble out of the city. Hopefully you won't be shambling with them.

► This log covers September 14th-September 20th.
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Comments

[strangelic]

Oh! Well then, yes, it would be.

[ He hummed, softly, thinking to himself about what other possible jokes about zombies there might be. Dean had told him one or two, but some of them really did require knowledge of lore that even Castiel didn't have. Still. ]

Um... What did the zombie say most attracted him to his beautiful new girlfriend?

[skelebro]

[His hands sink back into his pockets so he can flex them with a bracing pull of bone over bone, keepin' the way they're trembling subtly under...heh, under wraps.]

Uh...

[Yeah, he's got no metric for these dead men walkin' jokes, so it sounds like he's got a whole lotta new material to trawl through.]

I'd say her brain, but maybe that's too morbid.