"Oh, like you wouldn't believe." Said while he's leafing through the various sweets-- lollipops and chocolate bars and even some candy necklaces. Abel would've cried over this mountain of confection if he were here, Wade thinks, with a sudden pang of longing-- cried and carried on in that endearingly dramatic way he had.

"I gotta say, this is pretty damn impressive. Didn't expect there was this much stuff lying arou-- hey! Holy shit! You got Tastetations here!"

He's not even faking-- he hasn't seen this brand of candy since... what? As far back as the 90s? He can't remember. All he can remember was heading to the store one day and being bitterly disappointed when he could no longer find them on the shelves. But here they were, the old long-forgotten candy rediscovered again.

Without a moment's hesitation he grabs one of the hard candies and slides off the wrapper, popping it into his mouth. His eyes immediately roll back into his head in instant bliss-- they're just as good as he remembers them. Suck it, Werthers.

"Dude, you are like... my damn hero right now. I haven't had one of these in my mouth in years."