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Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] tablewithoutpity) wrote in [community profile] hadriel_logs2017-03-19 10:44 pm

A Dinner of Delights [OPEN]

Who: Hannibal and YOU!
What: A dinner party for the benefit of Delight
Where: A restaurant in the ruins
When: Backdated to the evening of the 18th
Warnings: Nothing yet....depends on what the guests decide to do! Will update accordingly.

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In the morning, a card is slipped under everyone's door with these words written in an ornate hand:

Your attendance is kindly requested for dinner this evening ~ Dr. Hannibal Lecter

There's a map drawn below those words that indicates a location in one of the ruined parts of Hadriel. If you're brave enough, curious enough, or perhaps foolish enough to follow the map that evening, you find one of the old restaurants has been cleared out and furnished with simple wooden tables and chairs, all covered in candles, giving the room a warm, sensual glow. One long table is set against the wall, and is heavy laden with a wide variety of what are essentially tapas, small dishes so artfully presented that they are almost too beautiful to eat. Almost, until you get close enough for the scent to make your mouth water. There are bottles of spirits from Delight's bar at one end of the table, and Hannibal is standing there, impeccably dressed in a suit and trinity-knotted tie. When guests enter he greets them with a smile, and pours them a drink.
ishotyouuu: ('splaining)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-04-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Dangerous times call for dangerous measures, even when you're virtually immune to anything that can give you even the slightest case of death. Wade's gotten so used to just toting his weaponry around with him that they've almost become like appendages to him. Besides... it was sort of like free advertisement. One never knew who was carrying cash and looking for some extra muscle.

"Ah, don't listen to me. I'm just bein' snarky on account of the fact that I rarely get invited to these kinds of things. You usually bring wine or something to a party, right? I'll have to remember it for next time."

Wade's never trusted doctors in the best of times, especially not ones who have a degree in messing around with the brain pan, but he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Fight a guy to the death afterwards if you have to, but at least shake his hand first-- that was Wade's motto. Usually. Occasionally. He might've said it at one time.

Wade grasps the man's hand and gives it a hearty shake. "Wade Wilson. Or Deadpool, if... y'know. You're not into the whole brevity thing. My friends call me Wade, though-- it's not like it's a secret identity or anything."

Have you clued in that this man's a talker yet, Dr. Lecter?
ishotyouuu: (did I leave my guns at home?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. That pause was kind of weird. Brain-fart, perhaps? Wade didn't know head doctors could get those, but he supposes everyone's guilty of those at one point or another. Shit-- he doesn't have a booger, does he?

Releasing the man's hand-- dude has a strong handshake, which he notes with mild approval-- Wade briefly and surreptitiously checks his face with two fingers on the pretense of scratching his nose. Nothing odd there that he can feel, which is a relief. Maybe this Lecter guy just needed a moment to collect his thoughts. Judging from the accent-- he can't get a read on what it is, but the inflection sounds vaguely European-- English might not be his first language.

"Likewise." Said in a vague, distracted tone, partly because he hasn't made up his mind whether it is good to meet this guy yet, but mostly because his appetite's taken the wheel again. He casts his gaze once more over the food laid out before him, as if taking in the lavish culinary pornography for the first time. Appreciatively, he whistles.

"Where'd you get the spread, doc? I didn't know this place actually had catering here."
Edited 2017-04-13 14:03 (UTC)
ishotyouuu: (tasty tasty calories)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-04-28 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well. You don't have to tell Wade twice. The man plops himself down in one of the seats just as easy as you please, plucking one one of the appetizers from its plate and popping it into his mouth with relish. His eyes immediately roll back and he utters a sigh he doesn't bother to suppress as the flavor virtually explodes over his taste buds.

Fortunately, he has the presence of mind to finish chewing and swallowing before he speaks.

"Mmnh-- jesus christ it's like my mouth had an orgasm. What would you even call that, an oral-gasm?"

He grabs one of the empty plates and proceeds to load it up with more food.

"What was the question again? Oh-- how long have I been in Hadriel, right. Uhhh... kinda hard to say, actually. Six months? A year? Time kinda flies when you're livin' in a cave, y'know?"
ishotyouuu: (can this wait?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-06-19 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Wade responds to that observation with a shrug. "Hey, aside from the jackass gods who don't seem to give a shit about us beyond our use as living batteries it ain't so bad. At least they had the good sense to let us have free rein instead of hookin' us up to machinery like we're in The Matrix. Somethin' about that flick always bugged me-- I mean, I wouldn't trust Keanu Reeves to hold the door open for me."

He's getting off-topic. Again. Kind of a chronic condition of his, really.

"Anyway, it's a helluva lot better than the place I used to live. At least this place doesn't have a dude with a hard-on for torture and a tenuous grasp on the Hippocratic Oath. Oh, and uh... I'd love a drink, thanks. Whatever you got'll be fine."
ishotyouuu: (drinkin' again)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-06-25 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately for Hannibal, Wade's not particularly classy when it comes to wine. He's not very classy when it comes to much of anything, really. So while he takes the offered glass of wine with a word of thanks like any polite guest, he holds the glass by the bowl the way that any well-respected wine-taster is instructed never to do. Hannibal's remark gives him pause, however-- he's not entirely sure who or what this "Eskalis" is, so he decides not to prove his ignorance by mentioning it.

"Wouldn't exactly say I was hospitalized per se-- I mean, I was at one point, but that's not what I'm talkin' about. Unless you imagine a hospital run by Jigsaw, anyway. You'd think I'd get used to that shit after the second time, y'know? Must be like, I dunno... givin' birth or something-- your mind just kinda blocks off the memory afterwards or whatever."
ishotyouuu: (I swear to drunk I'm not god)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-07-08 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wade can't get a read on this guy-- strange really, he's usually so good at that-- but something nonetheless causes his heart to take a sickening plunge; causes him to regret spilling his guts out of his mouth. It's a chronic condition, one that he's had throughout most of his life, and as far as he knows there is no cure. Wade takes a bracing gulp of the wine, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand before he replies.

"In so many words, sure." A safe, noncommittal statement. "But hey-- if I came clean about all the raw shit I've seen, we'd be here all night, yeah? Not exactly good topics of conversation to help with digestion either, know what I'm sayin'?"
ishotyouuu: (sorry I'm eating)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-08-15 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Smart man. Probing without seeming like he's probing, in such a way that would make Wade want to divulge the information freely. Which is not to say that he's not willing to give Hannibal what he wants-- after all, the topic of Wade's cancer had long since stopped being a sensitive subject with him.

"Before. Definitely before. Leukemia, if you're wondering. The same thing Colonel Sanders died of, if I'm rememberin' correctly."

The mention of the fried chicken tycoon reminds Wade of how hungry he is, and he stuffs another forkful into his mouth. It's definitely not to stop him from talking. Not at all.
ishotyouuu: (what)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-08-22 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
A sheepish smile in Hannibal's direction-- he's being polite as hell about it, but Wade knows when he's being chastised. The next forkful goes into his mouth more slowly, and he holds it in his mouth for a few seconds, savoring it. The man's not wrong-- the subtle flavors of the dish are sublime. Wade closes his eyes, chews; swallows.

"Heh. Sorry. Last place I was at didn't have much in terms of food, either. Gave me a real penchant for boltin' stuff down as soon as I get my hands on it. I'll try to rein it in, though. A spread like this is worth savoring."

He's about to pop another morsel into his mouth, but something in the far reaches of his mind stops him; arrests the fork on the way to his lips. He looks at Hannibal now, puzzled but not yet suspicious.

"Wait... did I tell you I had cancer?"
ishotyouuu: (who me?)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-08-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh. Wait-- scents?"

Has he been stinking up the place this entire time without even knowing it? Wade puts his fork down, taking a moment to not-so-surreptitiously sniff under his armpit. Nothing strikes him as particularly pungent, save for a slight odor of blood and gunpowder that he's never been able to get out of his clothing. This guy must have the DNA of a bloodhound or something, to smell a disease like that.

"Uhh... soooo what does it smell like, then? In the interest of science, or whatever."