hadriel_logs | Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel ♪~

Who: Tiny Tina OTA! (Paladin Danse? Kylo Ren? Junkrat?)
What: Catch all for Tina this month! Weapon building and screwing about.
Where: All over the City/Cave and her workshop in the store district.
When: Whole month of march!
Warnings: Tina's potty mouth and possibly some mild violence? Will update if needed!

[ 1. Closed to Kylo Ren ]

It had taken Tina some time to shape and file the eridian stack into something that would work as a stabilizer for Kylo Ren's kyber crystal. What with the mere tools she had here in the City and the materials to work with. Still, she'd managed to pull something off, it just needed to be tested out, any tweaking that might need doing, she could do once it was attached to the lightsaber.

Tina was far too excited to pick up her phone device and call ahead, so instead, she stuffed as many tools as she could into her pockets and pouches, heading out the door and skip running as fast as she could in the direction of Kylo Ren's house. She was in such a good mood! Not only had she made something that might prove useful for a friend, but he'd hopefully get to smash some things in half with his weapon too! After all, it's only right that she gets to try it out too! She's the who made it~

"Ro-bro! Hey yo, Robo-bro! You in boo?! Lemme iiiin~! I've got sumfin for yoo gurl!!"

Bouncing around at the door, holding the device she'd created behind her back. She could hardly contain herself, the anticipation was too much. Either this would work and temporarily stabilize the weapon, or it would blow up and someone would lose a hand... Either way, it was going to be awesome~

[ 2. Closed to Paladin Danse ]

Tina had no idea who she was going to met. All she had was a name and a rough time that they would be arriving at her workshop. She was hopeful this dude was going to be interesting and fun, she'd met some pretty stuffy adults here so far, most of them didn't like the way she talked or were a little creeped out by the things she said and how she lived. Still, here's to hoping huh?

She'd set a few things 'for beginners' out on one of the countertops, various powders that could either become explosive or corrosive depending on what final ingredient you added to them. As well as the powder there were shells and casings from various weapons and metal objects. All of Tina's guns and bombs were made from scratch, so most of this stuff had been scavenged here in the city. Her latest invention was a launcher that used a strong vacuum device mixed with a magnet that was used to suck up anything metal it was pointed at. A small chemical charge in the barrel and it would expel the objects at a dangerous speed! She was just trying to work out how to make the objects catch fire while midair and it would be done~

As she waited for the man to arrive, Tina hummed a little-made up song to herself, taking to sitting upon a table, legs dangling as she did so. Hopefully, he wouldn't be too surprised to find the person he'd been anonymously talking to was a 13-year-old girl?

[ 3. Closed to Junkrat ]

After being totally and completely swept off her feet by how awesome he was, Tina had been meaning to show off more of her abilities and talent for destruction to Junkrat. She remembered how cool his rip-tire was and feeling a little disappointed that he'd only had one of them. So~ in typical Tina fashion, she;d obsessed over his trademark weapon and had been trying her best to find a replacement for him.

Scavenging the City and tunnels within it for hours and days on end, Tina finally found an old car tire that could possibly work as a replacement. Sure, it was maybe a few inches too small and yea it needed patching up a little but that's what she'd been doing all day! The smell of hot glue and tar plumed out of her workshop as she burst through the door finally!

"It's alive~ It ALIVE~ AHAHAHAH- coughcouchchoke Ahem, s'cuse me."

With no time to spare, Tina thumbed through her phone device and pushed on Junkrats name. She was hyped up and couldn't wait to surprise him. As the phone rang, Tina bounced from foot to foot, unable to contain her excitement. "C'mon c'mon c'mon~ Pick it up boo!!" The phone clicked on and a tone played for Tina to leave a message. "Heyeyhey supafly boi! It's me! Your bestest most badass homie Tina! Come meet me at this location. I gots yoo sumfin yoo need in your lyfe like POW! Okay byebye~"

Punching her address into a text for him, Tina waited, stuffing her face with the last of the chocolate chip cookies Tyki had brought for her. "Today is gonna be lit~"

[ 4. Open to all - Workshop & Various locations around the city ]

Tina was on one of her usual scavenging missions around the tunnels and city. She'd just come from a rather large tunnel section and was currently carrying the corpse of a monster over her shoulders. For such a small girl, all skin and bone, she packed a punch when she wanted to! Sure, her bombs and various weapons all helped with that, but she could carry something a little bigger than herself, even if she did resort to dragging it behind her, rolling it in front of her and riding it like a sled for part of her journey.

It was a good job you came along when you did, poor little thing was almost tuckered out! Sitting there on the ground, the monster corpse at her side, huffing and puffing as she tried to catch her breath and get her energy back up. This is what happens when you eat nothing but sugary snacks and junk for food.

"Little help? "

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"Where are you dragging it?"

He recognized Tina's voice before he turned around, amused at the sight of her dragging one of those monsters behind her. Of course, he's not going to be any help, nor does he offer any. He doesn't exactly have much upper body strength since he used to spend most of the time on the bridge of his star destroyer. He also figured that if she wanted to drag the monster out of the cave then she could deal with the mess.

He eyed the creature, hoping it was dead. It didn't look to be in great condition at least.

"I'm not sure how useful a dead monster could be."

"Daddy-o! Oh, this? I'm takin' her home obvs."

Her almost innocnet smile, missing a few teeth and covered in dirt and monster gore. It's easy to forget Tina is just a little girl sometimes, what with the things she's capable of.

Pulling the monster's mouth open, Tina stuck her head inside of it, then her arm, almost crawling fully into the dead gaping maw. "Here! Hereherehere it is~!" Pulling out and holding a gland in her hand. "I noticed this bad bitch was tryin' spit venom at lil old me! can yoo believe it~? Anyway~ I wanna get her home and cut it all out. Thought it might be an interesting quality for a new weapon!"

She grinned up at him, looking rather proud of herself. Almost as if she was looking for his approval.

"A bomb may the most effective depending on how strong the venom is, it would get you more coverage than any kind of gun would," he remarked thoughtfully as he leaned over to look at the gland with interest. Tina may look like a little girl but Hux wasn't going to treat her as one. He had begun his own military career at 5 years old, after all.

While he was more of an expert on technology, he knew how to use poisons as well. That knowledge had made it possible for him to climb the ranks to the rank of general at such a young age. "You're going to need another monster, you'll want to test various containment methods depending on how corrosive the venom is. You don't want to make a weapon with it only to have it blow up in your hands instead."

He's so proud of his adoptive daughter for thinking outside the box.

He doesn't pick up his phone because he's too distracted by the task at hand -- the hobby, or perhaps even his job at this point, of blowing the smithereens out of whatever he can find in the caves. When he crawls out of the caves with a satisfied grin on his face, covered in dirt and soot, his phone buzzes to remind him that he's got messages to check. He pulls his phone out and coos delightedly when he sees two of them from who else but his girl Tina.

"What've you got up yer sleeve, hm?" he asks with a giggle, as if the message was going to respond. Even though there's no answer, he puts his phone away and makes a beeline for the address she gave him, and of course he doesn't bother washing up before dropping by.

Upon arriving, he puts two filthy fingers in his mouth to make a loud, sharp whistle that could be heard at least a mile away.

"Oi! Where'd my li'l firecracker go?!" he asks loudly, looking around as if he'd simply misplaced her.

Tina heard the shrill whistle before anything else, and just like a puppy when their owner came home, her ears were pricked up, eyes wide open in curiosity and if she had a tail, it would have been wagging. The moment his voice rang out from just outside of her workshop, Tina was scrambling over herself to get to the door and greet him.

"Uncle Peggy! Where you bin gurl!?"

Almost falling over herself as she skidded out of the door, skipping wild and high before throwing herself at him! Wrapping her arms and legs around him, grin as big as a jokers. She didn't mind the soot, sweat and monster blood that made his skin slick, she was used to that kind of thing.

"Seeing as I am the most bestest, awesomest, most badass Pandorian yoo know, I dun and made yoo a gift boo! Surprise~!!" Tina didn't have any confetti, she did, however, have a handful of grit and gunpowder that she tossed up in the air above them. "Can yoo guess what it is? Can'ya can'ya caaan'ya? "

"There she is!" he yells when she first appears, more than happy to catch her when she leaps into him, giving her a big, tight hug that would probably hurt someone else.

"Oh--y'know, takin' care of business as usual! Even if it's just'ta stave off the boredom."

The surprise on his face is obvious as she continues to talk. "A gift, mate? Uh...wot for?"

Is today his birthday? Did he tell her his birthday and doesn't remember? Still, the surprise and confusion ebbs away into a grin.

"Gonna go out on a limb here and guess it has ta do with blowin' somethin' up."

Wiggling in his arms and managing to crawl over him, sitting quite happily on his shoulders. She knew he was strong enough to carry her and it wasn't like she weight much anyway. Swaying her legs as they hung down over his shoulders and against his chest, covering his eyes with her mucky palms.

"I need no reason to treat mah main man, do I? And yuuup yoo gonna luv it, I'm gonna luv it!"

Removing one of her hands from his eyes and pointing towards the door of her workshop with a finger and yelling- "ONWARDS MY FAITFU STED! Uhm... Watch out for da boobie traps tho! .. Heehe boobie." Going back to covering his eyes again, it was more fun this way! Besides, there wasn't any real boobie traps, not anymore, just a few pikes and pitfall traps, maybe a tripwire here and there, oh! And the small minefield, but she could navigate them into the doorway without getting them killed.

"LEFT! RIGHT! JUMP! RIGHT! GOGOGOGO!"

Once they make it inside in one piece, Tina slips off from his back and dusts herself down, skipping over to a tarp covered table. She can't contain her grin as it rips over her face. She can't wait to see his reaction. Sure, it's just a tire but she knows full well what he can do with one!

He is certainly strong enough to handle her weight - she's weighs less than a fully packed Rip-Tire so his back is more than prepared for the task of letting her sit on his shoulders. He puts his hands over her thighs to make sure she won't fall off any time soon, even while she covers his eyes--

"Oi!" he exclaims in mild, good-spirited protest. His balance is already off to begin with, he doesn't need any more help in that regard--

"That's fair," he says with a grin. Nothing different than trying to navigate his own living space. "Only if ya promise ta keep ya head on up there. I'd better not look up and see ya decapitated by a doorframe." He's hit his own forehead on enough low-hanging clearances to know that being up there isn't the safest place. "Oh, and I won't be held responsible if ya set yerself on fire."

You know. Because of the hair.

And they're off! He's very good at following directions, for what it's worth, and despite missing half an arm and leg, he gets around quite nimbly with an impressive display of agility - and the total lack of fear helps too. Once they're at their destination and she hops off, he rolls his shoulders and stands back up again.

A tarp? A ti--

A tire!

Junkrat's face lights up and he brings his hands up to his agape mouth.

"Holy dooley! Ya--ya managed ta find another tire! Where--where'd you get this beaut?!"

He wouldn't be too surprised; the language used in the texts suggested that the anonymous individual was a young person. Though he definitely did not expect that a 13 year old would be that gifted in the art of demolitions and weapons crafting. He figured he was talking to someone slightly older.

Danse arrives at the workshop and knocks on the door. He's not the best artist, but he's managed to roughly sketch out some schematics that he's keen on sharing with Tina. Either he'll be doing some teaching, or he'll be learning better ways to craft his guns

Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel ♪~

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2, Sorry I'm late!