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hadriel_logs2018-10-12 08:56 am
hadrielmods) wrote in hadriel_logs2018-10-12 08:56 am
Event Log: Gifts from the Door, Monster Version
Who: All characters participating in the event
What: The event log for the monster version of the Gifts from the Door event
Where: All over the city
When: October 12th-17th
Warnings: Like, so many monsters
What: The event log for the monster version of the Gifts from the Door event
Where: All over the city
When: October 12th-17th
Warnings: Like, so many monsters
No monsters arrived with the newbies - great! One less thing to worry about. Except it never quite works out that way, does it? Maybe the Door was just delayed a little, because on the 12th, a few monsters start appearing. And then more. And then more. Where's the off switch?! Oh right, no one knows.
Some of these monsters you might recognize, some your best friend from another world might be very familiar with. Some might be creatures you've never imagined. But don't worry, they all have one thing in common - they'd all be happy to tear you to itty bitty pieces. Or eat your liver. Or consume your soul. Or just scare the shit out of you, that's fun too.
So lock your doors and stay inside, and hope nothing breaks in through the windows. Alternately, now's a great time to get your hero on and go out and smack some monsters around. It's great exercise, and there's nothing better for stress relief! Just avoid those big scary fangs.► This log covers October 12th-17th.
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Yessir! [ He puffs up a bit, looking proud of himself. This is his thing! ] I used to do consultation stuff and freelance work for the Rockport and Neverwinter militias!
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Okay so the whole boy detective thing is kind of unbelievable, but let's be honest, it's not any less believable than the whole being a kid with spider powers thing. So screw it, the kid's a detective.]
I have no idea where these places are, but, that has to be the coolest thing I've ever heard. How'd you end up with a gig like that?
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[ It's a pretty straightforward career path! ]
How'd you end up being able to climb and jump like crazy? Or... I'm sorry, maybe that was rude, can everyone do that where you're from?
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[That is indeed pretty straight forward. Peter just kinda shrugs]
No, it's fine. It's not really normal, I'm kind of a special case? I got bit by this spider, and instead of like killing me with some kinda spider venom, it have me these spidery powers.
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... That's not usually a spider thing, from what I understand. Unless you got blessed by some kind of spider-goddess, or were wearing a charmed item or something. You guys must have really weird spiders!
[ After a moment, he holds out the bag of pretzels that he had at the beginning of this thread, and that I'd totally forgotten about, shh! ]
Pretzel?
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[Said the guy who is like 100% spider themed, like he has room to talk. Also it's all good, everyone likes surprise pretzels! He will totally grab one of those pretzels]
Heck yes pretzel, thanks.
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[ Dark elves sure do love their giant spiders, though. RIP, Magic Brian. ]
You're very welcome! I'm glad they survived the trip, and also the crazy zombie horde. Are zombies a thing where you're from?
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[best drow ever tbh, eat shit Drizzt.
anyway.]
Nah, zombies are kind of a new thing for me. I mean, they're in movies and stuff all the time, but they don't actually exist. Which is. Nice. Kinda missing that whole thing right now, if I'm being honest.
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[ He's just chilling at the edge of the roof now, munching on pretzels as he watches the few remaining zombies milling around below and bumping into walls. ]
What's a movie, though?
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Oh, uh... pffff... Okay, I mean, you've seen plays, right? It's like someone putting on a play, only it's pictures on a screen instead of people on a stage.
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[ This is like watching a bunch of undead keystone cops! Angus passes the bag of pretzels over, and shakes his head. ]
Do you think this was a Door thing? It's not the right time of the month, and the monsters aren't supposed to be able to get past the entrance of the coliseum...
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[Whatever it is, it sounds badass. Magic is so cool. What is also cool is the fact that Peter somehow hasn't lost his appetite despite the undead zombie stench. Time to go to town on a pretzel]
Either it's a Door thing, or the gods got bored. Those are about the best guesses I've got.
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... When you put it like that, it sounds more like the Door messing up. The turbo-liches feed off our emotions, right? They wouldn't actively try to kill us, but... actually, scratch that, they would absolutely try to scare the shit out of us.
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So what I'm getting form this is that your world is terrifying, and also I miss tacos.
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What's a 'taco'?
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[This is one of the most tragic things Peter has ever heard in his life, it's simply unacceptable.]
Do you have tortillas? Because if you have tortillas this'll be a lot easier to explain.
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Um, that's... that's a big 'nope' on tortillas. I dunno what those are.
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Oh! That's fine. They're um... Picture like, a really flat round bread. Sometimes they're like, floppy? But for tacos, they're folded in half and they're like hard, they're crunchy. People fill those with seasoned meat and vegetables and stuff, and uh. Boom, taco.
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