Event Log: The Stampede

[hadrielmods]

Who: All characters participating in the event
What: The event log for Stampede event
Where: All over the city
When: December 26th-December 28th
Warnings: None

There's a rumbling sound in the air early in the afternoon on December 26th. Whether you're new in town or you've seen it all, something like this hasn't happened before. Is it an earthquake? It feels kind of like a small one, and that might be endurable if not for the sudden snarling and gnashing of teeth!

As it turns out, these yet-unnamed apex predators are overrunning the city, ignoring their previous apprehension to barrel right through anything- or anyone- that stands in their way. Seemingly spooked by something, they are aggressive and violent and won't hesitate to tear anyone they meet to pieces... after trampling them underfoot, of course. They're so large and muscular that they may even take a few portions of buildings with them- how would you like to see one of these monsters crashing through your living room?

At least it's only these weird mammoths, though... right?

► This log covers December 26th-December 28th.
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Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

[He is the best at super hero poses, it's true.]

Ohh, okay, I dig it. I mean, I usually prefer jeans and t-shirts when I'm not on the job, but this is definitely easier to move in.

[unphase]

[it's true. hers tend to look like cheesecake poses. which isn't intentional!]

Right, right, so think that, only as a suit of clothing. I'll have to wear a dress, of course. Black? No, white!

[itsnotaonesie]

[Well now I just want cheesecake]

Not gonna lie, that sounds super weird for everyday wear. I mean, not the dress part, but the rest. Like, weird.

[Spiders you have no room to talk]

[unphase]

[cheesecake would be delicious]

You'd think so, but you get used to it. Everything is tight, tight, tight. It's the fashion. Fashion makes no sense, it just is.

[is there a superhero costume which isn't skin-tight?]

[itsnotaonesie]

Is it at least flexible? I can do tight, but if it's restricting, I am out. I can't do back flips in skinny jeans. I mean, I can, but that wouldn't end too well for the skinny jeans. Or my dignity.

[Does the Hulk count]