gone are the glad hands, the black holes & liars;

[spazzed]

Who: allura, keith, lance, shiro
What: catch-all for april
Where: upside-down house, all over the city probably, everywhere as usual
When: now through the month of april
Warnings: currently none, unless a game of truth or dare with the paladins is worth a warning ( it might be, who are we kidding here )

Comments

[quintessent]

[Surely, Shiro wishes he could have a chance in the Altean Mouse Hair Salon, doesn’t he? How could he not, watching all of them working so expertly together.

And she’d thank him for his thoughtfulness regarding sensitive questions, if she knew they’d crossed his mind in the first place.]

Bob? [Her eyes widen and the face she makes borders on a grimace. Everyone had a great time with Bob.] The most embarrassing? I suppose…

[She looks between Lance and Keith. This question feels dangerous. She can’t answer watching Lance fail to name a single person they’ve met on their journey and commenting on Keith’s drawing skills felt a little hypocritical,] I suppose the… Watching Lance get eaten by the Garflator was... uncomfortable for everyone.

[deadlining]

[ For all the looks that tend to be exchanged when the topic of Bob comes up, Shiro's been reasonably sure there is something here, but that answer is really not what he expected. ]

Eaten?

[ That's less embarrassing and more unsettling. Lance is getting a concerned look from Shiro now. ]

[spazzed]

( allura why did you have to bring that up. why.

granted, it had seemed a heck of a lot more stressful then than it does in retrospect, and at shiro's concerned look, he gives a small shrug. he can be kind of flippant about it now, apparently? ) I got eaten and exfoliated. ( DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT'S GOING TO QUELL ANY CONCERN HERE, SIR?

jesus christ. ) I'm really bad with names sometimes. ( well that sure is an understatement. )

[quintessent]

I think you mean digested...

[She tried to pick the least embarrassing but still passably embarrassing example!]

Yes, but I am certain Zarkon wouldn't have done any better had we been the ones to play the solo card on him.

[Oh yeah, Zarkon was there too, did they mention that, Shiro?]

[deadlining]

[ Exfoliated? Digested? Hello?? This is getting more concerning by the minute and Shiro's eyes just dart back and forth between Lance and Allura like a ping-pong ball.

Also Zarkon?? Zarkon. Why not. ]

There's a lot of words I want to repeat in a shocked tone of voice here, but I fear it might get repetitive.

[quintessent]

[She fully understands, Shiro. How do you think she felt when Zarkon and his crew rose out of the floorboards to be their opponents?]

I would have been sure it was a fever dream if not for the fact we all shared it.

[Bob is a mysterious deity. Her expression brightens,]

But, oh yes, we saw Keith with his hair put up and it was very, Ah- [That’s right, she learned a new word today,] Chan?