Intro Log: Don't Wake Tonberry

[hadrielmods]

Who: New arrivals and everyone else!
What: The intro log for September
Where: The colosseum and all around the city.
When: September 10th-13th
Warnings: Cute monsters, a way to pass the time, and plenty of newbies!

Waking up in Hadriel certainly has its down sides, but if this weird murdercave city is good at one thing, it's keeping people entertained. As you awaken on the hard ground of the colosseum, you might see a rectangular cardboard box lying near you. Ignore it for now, as you get your bearings, but if you get bored? Well, you'll find these exciting and unique board games will keep you entertained!

But how could you possibly get bored, when there are plenty of cute monsters around to keep you company? Sharing the colosseum with all the new arrivals are Tonberries. In addition to their natural cuteness defense, they also carry very large knives. They're slow-moving and look innocent and even friendly, but be careful - one strike from that knife and you'll be a bloody mess. They won't attack unless you get too close, but who doesn't want to hug a Tonberry? And of course, if you attack, they'll counter with extreme prejudice.

Managed to resist the urge to hug a Tonberry? Safely escaped from the clutches of the colosseum, new board game in tow? Awesome! Feel free to go explore the rest of the city! Find a house, find a new monster, or simply scavenge for supplies. Good luck, and enjoy your stay in Hadriel!

► This log covers September 10th-13th.
► Feel free to make your own logs as well!
► All characters arrive with phones that have network communication.
► Please put your character's name and open/closed in the subject line of your starters!

Comments

[skelebro]

[He tilts his skull to one side incrementally, surveying her with the most neutral smile he has available to him. She could probably see any one of those gods if she wants to. They post to the network often enough.]

Nothin', on a good day. Maybe I'll earn myself a Most Accomplished Napper medal sometime.

[Is that the honest truth? Nah, not really. But it's the truth he's painted for everyone else and by gum he's sticking to it.]

[missionfail]

[Well, whether he's being truthful or not, that's not the most promising description of one's skills and it shows that he has no interest in fighting to leave this place. That's fine. She can find an army elsewhere.

And maybe some of these people will be willing to work with her. At least they'll be able to talk, which is more than her last "army" could do.]

So you're saying you're basically worthless.

[skelebro]

[He spreads his arms wide in an artless shrug. It's hard to be punched through by words you've told yourself a thousand times, heard in a thousand different iterations. Makes you goddamn bulletproof, is what it does.]

More or less, yeah. Why? Were you lookin' for someone more bad to the bone?

[missionfail]

[Ugh, more puns. She scoffs.]

I thought perhaps you at least had a spine.

[Wait, is that another bone thing? She hates this place.]

[skelebro]

[Uh-oh. Sorry, Jasper, but you walked right into that one.

Sans braces both hands against the small of his back and arches his spine so it pops with a loud click of air pockets in joints.]

Might wanna put a little "backbone" into your grasp of anatomy.

[missionfail]

Rrrrgh!

[Her hands ball into fists at her sides and she turns away from him.

She'll now be walking right out of this one, thank you very much!]

[skelebro]

[Fun as playfully ribbing her might've been, Sans's sense of self-preservation trumps his sense of comedic timing, so he doesn't follow.

Nice to meet ya, Jasper, you were good for a laugh.]