hadriel_logs | Event Log: Keepsakes

Who: Everyone participating in the event!
What: The event log for the Keepsakes event!
Where: All around the city
When: October 15th-October 19th
Warnings: A bunch of random crap.

Well, Hope and Delight are messing with the door again, but at least this time dragons aren't involved, right? This attempt goes a bit better - sure, no one gets sent home, but if everyone will just look under their seats, they'll find a FREE [INSERT SOMETHING YOU MAYBE DIDN'T WANT AT ALL HERE]! Awesome! So nice! Yup, throughout these few days people will be finding things from home - something they loved, something they used all the time, something they hated, something they totally forgot they even had. All sorts of cool stuff!

Well, they might not actually find it. Their neighbor might, or a complete stranger. And who knows where it could turn up? At the park, half-buried? In the Silent Hill zone, kept safe by a horrifying monster? Or hey, maybe in somebody's underwear drawer. Awkward. Better try to find your stuff, or find the owner of whatever weird crap you found. It could be something important.

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( some might laugh at this scene, and truth be told, Kate has to bite down on her tongue to stop herself snorting at Hermann's Incredibly Serious Face. thankfully, she doesn't actually laugh at it, merely raises her brows just a fraction at the scene-

and a fraction more when she recognises the thing in Hermann's hand.

(what? they've been to Ann Summers together. who hasn't? she's been to Faith's house. the girl is not shy about her bedroom proclivities, especially after a house party.

"This guy's great! You should get your own, Kah~tee~did!")

clearing her throat, she forgets about the recorder in her pocket for a fraction of a minute. )

You believe me if I said I knew the owner of that?

( actually, considering what went on while Confusion regained power, probably. )

[ His appreciation for Miss Galloway increases a solid 4.98% when her reaction to what must be a highly absurd scene is only to raise her eyebrows.

Good show, Miss Galloway.

Tension condensing in his shoulders begins to ease, but forgets itself entirely when she speaks. Hermann blinks, his mind stuttering over that, over why and how and he does not want to know yet the mind will -- yet, yet, 2.5 seconds, and Hermann rolls his eyes. ]

You must be joking.

[ Because he understands.

He understands that the young woman who accidentally texted him with the intention to request a vibrator from a god is friends with Miss Galloway. Miss Galloway knows the owner of this vibrator. It is too much for coincidence. He understands that Miss Galloway has seen at least one of Miss Carr's vibrators in their world, or wherever they are.

Dr. Hermann Gottlieb swiftly and unhappily understands that he is holding Miss Carr's vibrator. ]

How. Convenient. For. Her.

[ A request spared. ]

Please tell me you will take it.

( you know, there's a chance - a very slim one - that Kate could be wrong. this is, after all, a mass-produced product. but somehow she doubts there are many people here who would own something like this. and look, it takes a lot more than a silly vibrator scene to set her off. were you here for the safe sex posts? because that was far worse.

(this does not, however, mean that she won't relay this story to Faith. probably over drinks.) )

Sure. ( she holds out her hand for it, a sigh caught in her throat because of course Faith's favourite vibrator would find a way here. she's got to wonder what kind of luck Hermann has, though, that he keeps getting wrapped up in Faith's Sex Toy Adventures. ) Guess it's a good job I dropped by.

( because she doesn't want to know how Hermann planned on finding the owner otherwise. )

[ That possibility had occurred to Hermann as well. His desire to get it out of the lab, however, far outweighs his interest in seeing a vibrator returned to its proper hands. (And he just missed those posts. Hermann would have steadfastly ignored them. Much as they would have read deliberately juvenile, it isn't as though it's a bad thing to be reminded of in any form.)

Hermann takes a step toward her, hand and vibrator outstretched, then pauses, considering. ]

Would you like gloves? I don't think we, er, have any plastic bags, of course...

[ As to the latter, she may not want to know, but she is now to find out. ]

I suppose so, but it may have gotten to her regardless. If I didn't fob it onto Newton, she seemed like the sort who wouldn't have any compunctions with an aggressive search for the right person, or simply take it herself.

[ Meaning, if it came to needing a network post, there was no way in any universe Hermann was making it. Miss Carr, however... ]

( hey, hers was informative. and now there are condoms available in the clinic and bar you're welcome, Mr. Sexually Active.

as for the gloves... ehhh. ) It's fine. Looks clean.

( and if it is Faith's, as thought, it's probably been cleaned perfectly. good care in sexual practices is important, okay? that includes masturbation.

as for that summation of Faith? that gets a snort of laughter. ) You don't know the half of it. ( she'd probably be trying to teach Delight what a vibrator is right now if she had her hands on this.

soon enough, we imagine.

but, eventually, Kate shakes her head, as if recalling something. ) Speaking of Newt, is he here?

[ There are details as to that, as to the utility of that, which do not need to be elaborated on here, and doubtless, are not of any interest. However.

It is Dr. Gottlieb.

It had seemed clean, though Herman had not made any effort to gauge by more than his eyes. As far as he knew, it had gone straight from wherever it had been kept in its world, to the box of oatmeal. While it would need to be thusly cleaned again before use (he is not thinking about this), the gloves may have been a bit much.

Still.

One never knew for sure.

As Miss Galloway refuses the gloves, Hermann hands it over. ]

I'll consider myself better off with my lesser percentage, then.

[ He already knows too much. He would like to keep as far from half as possible. Something facilitated by that shift, which would be more surprising, only Miss Galloway is here, did stop by. A touch odd that she sought out Newton, but despite appearances, he and Newton are not intimately aware of every single conversation and activity one another has.

Or, she might have found something of his. Speaking of. ]

No, not just yet. He is sometimes difficult to rou--

[ Hermann catches himself, stops himself. It is not necessarily that he is so comfortable already with Miss Galloway that he nearly, casually noted how impossible Newton could be to wake some mornings, which need not have connotations, but for Newton's loud mouth. It may be something to do with the vibrator, with the atmosphere made much more casual than he would have otherwise fostered. ]

--ou-ot just yet.

[ Smooth. Not at all. Anyway. ]

( how about they compromise: Dr. Sexually Active?

or maybe she'll only ever refer to him as that in introspection. that's more likely. but the vibrator is safely in her hand and soon in the bag she always keeps strapped at her thigh, sticking out just slightly. it's whatever. she's sure Faith will appreciate it regardless.

and dude. dude. you're allowed a boyfriend. and he already called you as much when her power accidentally intruded on your little love bond. her lips have to purse together to prevent any smirking, but the brow can't be stopped.

(she does try to be professional here, at least with the lab boys since she mostly comes over in a clinic capacity.) )

I- Think I found something of his.

( her voice stutters, hesitates for a moment. because. well, she recognises the voice enough from the network. but-

well.

she had to listen to the recording to figure that out. but regardless, Kate pulls the recorder from her pocket and holds it out. ) Sounded like him, anyway.

Event Log: Keepsakes

because she's secretly alphys obviously

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